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theghostofdefoe: cooljapangurl: ...
He stumbled into Fridge and thought
dorothy-cotton: “God, this is all there is”
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Please ask as many as you want anon or not. I need distraction right now
letsfillbuckets: amoebayaois: everking: L8KE MY STATUS!!!!!!!! OH FUCK IT’S LONGER I’M DYING YESSSS oh my god this is perfect
wankfire replied to your post: where’s mal i miss her probably asleep my headcanon is she really lives in australia or something no she does have weird sleeping habits though so that’s probably right.
where’s mal i miss her
professionallibertine-deactivat asked: Trick or treat~!
wait it's halloween where's my big daddy equius +...
thetoontownparty replied to your post: /nervously awaits drop in followers for that last post Because of the sexy ladies? NEVER. i fought with myself for like five minutes before posting it i just hnngh. feferi/jade (or aradia) is my top secret ship ok
/nervously awaits drop in followers for that last...
i think i might spend my halloween night sleeping
i just took a two hour nap and it felt good man
reblog if its okay for me to go to your ask and...
fandom secret: i gain so much more respect for...
I am going as the Second Amendment for Halloween
conversationparade: So get your tickets to the gun show because I am rolling my sleeves up to my shoulders and going as the RIGHT TO BARE ARMS.
where my bitches at
bizarrothatty: tootsie rolls are awful don’t hand them out Tootsie rolls are the best and you should give them all to me.
SWEET ARTS AND HELLA CRAFTS: So, my friend and I... →
sweetartsandhellacrafts: So, my friend and I made the Sopor Slime Pie using this recipe: http://sweetartsandhellacrafts.tumblr.com/post/10251862650/how-i-make-sopor-slime-pies We don’t think we quite followed the recipe right, since we ended up with a layer of Jello, then a layer of the marshmallow/pineapple/jello… Oh my god sopor jello shots I want this
sekoshi replied to your post: sekoshi replied to your post: and then the… LMAO Basically you are ;u; Gabby and I will probably finish the game in December anyway you guys haven’t finished it? /JUDGES. quuuurl you’ve had forever
sekoshi replied to your post: and then the procaster was a butt and so was .flow and a livestream full runthrough is probably not going to happen NOOOOOOO. I’M SORRY I’LL JUST HAVE TO CONTINUE BEING EVERYONE ELSE’S FRIENDLY SPIRITUAL GUIDE ;_;
yesterday mal said she wanted to hear me say “what the dicks” I DELIVER. sabi wig because it’s halloween do you even need to ask.
and then the procaster was a butt and so was .flow...
my cat is licking my lint roller what a freak
Sollux: ask the fish girl
cockiinmouth2yndrome: acrylicemulator: yazzdonut: 2o, what are you lookiing at? O) (! I’m just looking at your lovely tongue 38) Oh… <: gosh what a loser doooooooorks
mfw "the human centipede" is the featured article...
letsfillbuckets: jeguslasagna: ...
hedgehunk: rage against the sewing machine
i was at school for nine fucking hours today...
but i succeeded in my attempt to free up tomorrow night because all I have to sew is the hem which will take me maybe two hours tops
hussiemama: what-the-fuck-is-homestuck: The thing that finally convinced Terezi to kill Was the thought of losing Karkat. FOREVER OTP. /shrieks